hotel_asia (hotel_asia) wrote,


Ok so from I remember: Shinya, dildo, Gackt's face, and now apparently Gackt's bed... Naked. with Hyde on the other side.

Ok so here's what happened from what I remember. So we all got massively shit faced...which doesn't take much for me, and between me, Kurai, and all sorts of people that I can't recall, we cleared out a liquor store. So I started with the worst possible because it was my night to deal with Gackt. WHINE~!

So after a few drinking games with ShinDong, ShiWon, Junsu, and dare I say ManHo *CoughimeanYounhocough* (Who Later I found pissing in the sink. Fucking Korean redneck). We were playing some weird Korean drinking game that involved shot glasses and frying pans (which I had to get from the kitchen).

I have just one word for those who are really bad at games. . .OW! After eighteen shots and fifteen shots to the head with the damn frying pan, I decided that it was time to quit. Thank goddess I stopped when I had I didn’t need anymore dain bramage. . .I mean brain damage. . .god dammit!

Anyways, I managed to stumble my way to the pool area and to my surprise what did I find, Shinya-sama chasing and being chased by Changmin-oppa. They both had what looked to be. . .Drumsticks. . .WTF?! Then as they ran passed me I also noticed an irate Minwoo-oppa yelling after them. (Oh so those must have been his. . .OMFG inappropriate use of Rose’s drumsticks) I loved the way my mind worked when I was drunk.

Getting back to what I was saying, my eyes were glued to the three men running around. Two of which seemed to be playing . . .Harry Potter. . .apparently with the third’s said drumsticks. Poor Minwoo-oppa, now I know how he feels. One minute I’m watching the three of them and the next thing I know I have a giant fuchsia dildo in my face. I turned enough to see that it was Heechul-oppa that was the one holding it.

Heechul-oppa stood there and smiled as he held the obscenity in my direction. He told me I was going to need it. I could only think for a moment what he meant by that. I held out my hand to hit him in the arm for the comment but he grabbed ahold of it and before I could pull my hand away he placed said dildo in my hand and walked away. All I could think of at that moment was 'I don't care how hot he is I just hope this thing hasn't been used'. Just as I thought that I heard Shinya-sama yell "Dildous Maximus" and that's when I knew what Heechul-oppa meant.

Now I will tell you straight that I am not the best person to throw stuff when I'm drunk. Or even sober for that matter. For you see as hard as tried to throw it to Shinya-sama's outstretched hand, instead it was going to end up hitting Changmin-Oppa. I will tell you now that boy is a monkey. He crouched down into a really odd position and the dildo went right passed him. I thought that I was in the clear until I heard the *THUD* and *UMPH*

Gackt was standing there holding the side of his face. When I looked down I saw the dildo sat by his feet. The only thought running though my mind at that point was 'OH Shit!'. . .Ok so that wasn't the only thing that was going through my mind. The other thought was, 'HA Bitch-slapped by a pink dildo CLASSIC'.

I tried so hard to hold back my laughter but being drunk it was ten times harder. So I stood there and laughed my ass off unaware of the things and people around me, and the next thing I knew I was shoved against the wall behind me. . .hard and then next thing I knew I had a pissed off Gackt in my face.

"Gomen, gomen, gomen!" Was the only thing I could think to say as he stood there and glared at me as had me pinned to the wall.

Now I will be the first to admit that Gackt was pretty hot, especially when he was pissed off. And being the truthful drunk I was admitted it to him. Apparently he thought I was hitting on him because all of a sudden his face softened (Probably because I was crying since I was afraid of what he might do to me. Not that Neechan would let him.), his right hand caressed my cheek and all of a sudden his lips were tasting mine and his tongue down my throat.

I would usually protest but again being drunk and the fact that his lips were ssssssssssssooooooooooo soft, I could help but reply. I jumped up into his arms and wrapped myself around him. Thank goddess he's got fast reflexes or my ass would have been on the floor. Next thing I knew he was carrying me off to somewhere. I had no idea where we were heading because the alcohol had finally caught up with me and I don’t remember a damn thing from there.

This morning I woke up to find myself tangled up in Gackt’s arms. . . Naked. I damned myself for being so damn cuddly. Just as I went to lift my left arm I noticed this huge rock on my finger with an engraving that said 'Property of Camui Gackt with wub.'

I felt him shift and heard something hit the floor. . .oh god please no. . . I leaned over him slowly so not to wake him and looked down at the floor there was only one thought that went through my mind at that moment was 'please let this be some sort of sick joke.' but when I saw the signature I knew that it wasn't. I was now OFFICIALLY married to Gackt.

If that wasn't bad enough I had felt a second pair of arms wrap around me. I turned slightly to see. . .Ok so a naked Hyde isn't all that bad. I heard two groans from either side of me. One being Gackt to say "good morning love" and the other was Hyde to say, "Morning you two love birds"

At that point I wanted to cry. My goddess what have I gotten myself into. I wonder what Neechan will say.

(Kurai's note: I'm impressed. I hardly had to change anything at all. Her spelling has gotten way better. Now if she'd just learn to be better with her grammar... Honestly, there wasn't much I could do with this, even with what did have to be changed, so aside from fixing some capitalization problems and the odd spelling error, I basically left it alone.)
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