hotel_asia (hotel_asia) wrote,


He married my sister. The fucker married my sister. I thought you could only get married while drunk off your ass in VEGAS! I'mma kill a bitch...

*points up* That's pretty much all I was thinking when Sora-chan told me what happened.

...Then she showed me the gigantic rock on her finger, and my thoughts immediately ground to a screeching halt, then began circlng around a whole other subject entirely:

I wonder how much we could get if we pawned that thing?

Honestly, as Sora is not actually related to me, and I really don't actually give a flying fuckstick about her love life... Even though it is Gag... As long as he never, ever, EVER hurts her in ANY way at ALL... I suppose I'll let him keep his nads.

But Kyo might have different plans. XD

At least I don't have to listen to her whine about being single anymore. She married a rich guy. I say, "Nice going, sis! Milk 'im for all he's worth!"

Of course, that doesn't mean I'm going to stop making fun of him, and I'm sure as HELL not going to stop Kyo from trying to kill him, because that's FUN. XD I'll just... be sure not to actually hurt him myself...


I'm totally waiting for an excuse, though. The fact that he married my baby sis (while they were both shitfaced! >.<) just opened him up to a whole new world of hurt. I'm telling you, if she sheds even ONE tear because of him, they'll be picking bits of him out of the harbor for WEEKS.
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